The Cottagecore Copywriter's

Perfectly Brewed Brand Voice Blend

Brewing defining moments that make your brand authentically you

Helping bewildered business owners find their signature brand voice to give their content direction and make them sound like no one else in their industry.

Soo, you’ve got clients, ideas, and a business that’s making you wonder how you ever worked for someone else!

… But when it comes to actually posting the content to show off your faaabulous brand.

✎ You’re not sure if you’ve got a nasty case of wafflitis.

✎ You worry you sound like the other brands in your industry that follow your Instagram (where are the clients at?!)

✎ Or your notes app is soo full of ideas you don’t know where to bloody start.

Sound familiar? I’ve been there too and I think we’d better pop the kettle on…

Here’s the thing…

All those ChatGPT content ideas you’ve got stored in your notes app, they’re doing more harm than good. The templates you’ve downloaded are super helpful, so why does it feel such a strain to fill in the blanks?

You, my friend, might be paralysed by the illusion of productivity.

Thanks to the dopamine hit from AI’s, ‘Is there anything else I can help with?’ and the constant conflicting advice that gets pushed our way at neckbraking rates.

The thing is, I’m not anti-AI or have a deep hatred for social media (although I thought I did for a minute there) I just know what you’re missing.

You’re starting point. Your direction. Your voice.

That’s why I created The Perfectly Brewed Brand Voice Blend to help you find your signature voice and give your brand the direction it needs to take, creating content from ‘why is this so bloody hard?!’ to done in 5 mins and stand out without having to shout in this here very busy world.

Ready? Let’s brew this thing ↓

How it works

And this is how we’re going to do it, together. Over three days, we’ll…

Day one
Seeking the perfect blend

(One-hour workshop together)

Work through the what, why, and how behind your brand to harvest your voice

I’ll squirrel away to my writing nook to compile notes and sort any research needed.

Day two
Finding the flavour

(One-hour workshop)

We’ll have a creative session to start steaming your unique style that will form the flavour of your brand voice guide

After the session, I’ll take our creative ideas and brew your authentic tone of voice guide.

Day three
Brewing up your brand voice

(One-hour review session)

 I’ll deliver your freshly brewed brand voice blend. We’ll review the guide together to make sure it’s the perfect brew. After the session, I’ll go away and make any tweaks (if needed).

And voila! You’ll have a guide that you can use in every nook and cranny of your content.

The Perfectly Brewed Brand Voice Blend is a cosy, creative collaboration that leaves you with a voice that’s unmistakably yours.

You’ll walk away with a Brand Voice Guide packed full of practical examples ~ like a tasting menu of words and phrases ~ that guide your words and your dream client to fall in love with you.

  • The thing that makes your product or service special

  • What’s your ambition for your offering, why do you do what you do? And why should people follow your story?

  • You can’t speak to your audience if you don’t know who they are! So let’s create people you can speak to.

  • The values that drive you to do what you do, what problem now has your solution

  • A flood of words and examples you can refer to to keep your content flowing

    We’ll pick a motif that resonates with your brand personality and concoct phrases so your tone of voice is recognisable to your dream audience

Your Investment

£1107

Add a splash of content?

One month of content written in your new brand voice:

✎ 1 Blog ✎ 4 Newsletters ✎ 8 Captions

Normally £500 → £250 when added to this package.

Birthday Offer

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Birthday Offer 🎉

Book before Friday 3rd October, 2025, and you’ll get the package for £997 and that month of content completely FREE (worth £500).

So you won’t just have your brand voice brewed, you’ll have fresh content ready to pour.

Birthday Offer

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Birthday Offer 🎉

How to get this offer

I want to make sure this 1000% thr right package for you.

Pick a free 15-min slot for us to make sure this is the right package for your business, then we can go ahead and book your dates. Easy peasy!